Somewhere in a small rural town in borneo, an elderly man carries his rooster toward the river pier. He was going to a place down river by boat for a weekend cockfight showdown. When it was time to board, he calmly took his seat and placed his rooster underneath his seat. A European tourist also boarded and sat beside him. She looked at the old man, smiled and said hello. The old man who speaks basic English replied ‘Hello’. Along the journey, several boats passed by and the ride got a little rough.
The boat made several stops and soon it was the old man’s. Looking underneath his seat he realized that his box of rooster had shifted underneath the European lady, somewhat between her legs.
“Ah, this I can handle. Just ask the lady to move her feet so I can retrieve it.” thought the old man.
Confident, he politely requested, “Excuse me ma’am. Can you please open your legs. I want to take my cock out”
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