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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Name your bird

"Dude, got any updates on macambagus.com?" asked Dency, my bidayuh friend studying in US. Dency is doing her PhD in Ornithology, bird study.

"Not yet, but I'm working on it" I told her.

"I enjoyed your post about you being the YB. Gave me a good laugh, something i need right now. I'm cracking my head trying to memorize bird names" she tells me.

"Haha, good thing you don't have a bird of your own.  That would add one more to your long list. What would you name your bird, if you had one?" I asked her.  

"Penisa Spermadia, that's the name" she instantly replied.

"Ouch.  But lovely name.  Quite feminine I must add."

"Penis and Sperm. You like?" she added.

"Haha, yeah, I know where it came from, penis and sperm.  But you must include Testicurly, the twins" I told her.

"Okies.  Penisa Testucilla. Sounds nice.  Quite masculine" said Dency.

"Ahaha.. Penisa Testucilla Spermadia, not SpermaSaya" 

"Wow, they even come with sub species. Penisa Testucilla Spermadia. In this case, there's a third name, so it denotes a subspecies" Dency explained.

Wow. I learned something new today. Thanks Penisa.

Monday, March 28, 2011

My steamy drive to work

It was a regular Monday morning as I left house for work this morning at 8am.  The traffic in front of Phoenix Plaza was kind and I swiftly made my way to the fifty sen toll of Bandar Tun Razak.  The regular jam was there, right at the toll up to the convergence at Mid Valley.

Ten minutes into the stop-and-go routine of moving a few inches a minute, I notice my air conditioning was not behaving like it should.  I was running as a fan. I tried to turn the switch on and off but nothing changed.
"Time for her regular check up and service at the workshop" I thought.

A few minutes later I saw smoke coming from under the hood.
"Shit! My car is smoking!"

Thank God I was still by the Petronas petrol station.  I quickly flicked the indicator and made my way through five lanes.  I reached the petrol station ground in less than five minutes. 'Any longer than that my car would have caught fire', I dreaded.  Thankfully, people were kind enough to give way.  Heck, with that kind of smoke, no one dared to be near me for fear of fire and explosion.

I parked at the bays behind the station and took a look under the hood.  The radiator reservoir was boiling, hissing and steaming!  The radiator fan was not running! Damn! No wonder the air conditioning was not working.

I decided to hang around at Petronas station to wait for the jam to clear and then look for a workshop nearby.

Now I know why the air condition was not running properly since yesterday, on my way back from Penang.  I remember when I stopped at a petrol station with the engine was running, the air condition did not function.  Then when I continued the journey, it was cool again.  Thank God I made it safely at 8.30pm last night.

This means that the radiator needs cooling, either by the fan or by air flow while the car is moving.  You'd say 'duhh' but that also means I can still drive to work as long as there is no stalling.  As far as waiting at the traffic light is concerned, I'll just turn off the engine till it's time to move again.

Yeap, that's the plan.  There's a workshop at my office area.  I'll drop my car there and walk a few blocks more to work.

Ah... the road must be clear now.  It's 10.30am.  Everyone's at work already.  Time to go.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Paranormal activities in my bedroom

When it comes to stories of ghostly encounters, I’m not a fan.  But when the encounter originates from the place where I stay or work, I’m not amused. 
I’m spooked stiff. Well, at least that’s my immediate reaction. After a while the hair behind my neck falls back to place and I thank God for his mercy which delivers me from evil.

The most recent encounter was several weeks ago when a few friends came to stay overnight at my place.

We were chatting away in beds laid on the floor side by side in my room.  The lights were turned off.  One friend was browsing his Nokia N series when he noticed another friend beside him (right side) suddenly got up, walked towards the window in front and disappeared. He couldn’t believe his eyes so he turned to look to his right to see if that friend was still there.  He was.

He slowly described the incident and we all got really spooked. He also added that he has the talent to see ghosts and spirits sometimes and told us it runs in his family. His dad has a more acute sense.  Needless to say, we helped ourselves to a series of ghost stories after that. Bad idea, I know.

A few hours later, three of them woke up and accompanied each other to the toilet. 

‘Damn’ I thought.  ‘They left me behind!’

He didn’t sleep in peace that night.  I noticed him turning side to side. That disrupted my sleep as well.

The next morning, when I sent him to the train station at 7am, he asked me if I slept well. I said no.

“Me too. Your room really has ghosts. I saw them” he said. “I haven’t told the other two yet” he continued. The other two were still sleeping in my room.

I almost hit the brakes but instead screamed ‘What?’

“You better be kidding because I sleep alone in that room! I have had spooky nights but I haven't been directly disturbed for more than two years in that house!” Yes, I have housemates but they sleep in the other rooms.

“I kid you not. When we all got up to the toilet last night, I thought I saw two figures in the living room. Then as we laid back in bed, two entities suddenly jumped over from your side; over you and onto me, and pinned me down” he started.

“No f@kin way…! Male or female? Did you see their faces?” I asked.

“Both male.  One taller than the other.  I saw their faces alright.  They looked like your age, with spiky hair. They were grinning and laughing as they pinned me down.  They even spoke to me.” He explained.

“F@k! What did they say?” I asked.

“They said ‘how dare you told them about us’.”

“Oh f@k You have got to be kidding me!” I cursed as I got huge goose bumps and my face felt thick.

That same day I posted the story on facebook and got some relief from friends saying there are scientific explanations to the experience of being pinned down during sleep. Futrhermore, my friends were telling ghost stories that night. It could be a resulting nightmare.  
But then again, the two entities might have dropped by when they heard the ghost stories and decided to have some fun with him.  You know, like ghosts on patrol, hovering around the condo area in the wee hours of the night. Yeesh…!

One of my housemates saw my posting on facebook and told me that he also has the talent to see ghosts.  However, to my ultimate relief, he told me that he thinks the house has no lingering spirits or entities. He didn’t encounter any when he first moved in a few months ago. Neither has he come across any thus far. 

Phew…

I’ll tell you stories of ghostly encounters by my colleagues in my next post. The best part is, the noises all came from my workstation and an unoccupied table beside mine!  

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Japan quake damaged internet cables, internet sluggish

People have been talking about the internet connection like they are talking about the weather lately. In Malaysia, instead of asking "Dah makan?", people are starting to greet each other with "internet getting slower lah..."

Some even update their facebook status or tweet "screw TM" or "Celcom Chee Bye Broaband" or "Digi Bodoband". Especially those who have pictures and videos to upload, which cannot wait.

Coincidently, everyone is also talking about the 8.9 earthquake in Japan, the resulting tsunami and radioactive clouds.

Can't we all calmly connect these two dots together?

Japan is after all one of the resource of everything high tech.  When something bad happens there we can't just say "God be with the people of Japan", turn around and immediately curse at the sluggish internet speed; pretend there's absolutely nothing wrong with the rest of the world.

I know many have been trying to figure out why the internet has become so slow.  Why facebook has not responded as fast as it should. How does everything relate to the 8.9 Japan quake.

Thankfully and timely, the answer is available.  Just type the right words on Google and you'll get some leads. Here's one.


http://gigaom.com/broadband/in-japan-many-under-sea-cables-are-damaged/

Hopefully we all would stay calm and stay compassionate towards those in need.

We live on the same Earth.  We are all in the same boat.


Monday, March 14, 2011

Anne of St. Anthony

I lingered around after the afternoon BM mass in St. Anthony Pudu ended at about 1.30pm on Sunday. It was nice to see things settle down at the church after mass, as people rush to their cars and leave for lunch.  There were several youths having a short discussion at a corner.  I watched as the church grounds get cleared so that it was easy for me to drive out.  My car was parked at one of the church side entrance.

As I slowly got into my car and reached for the door to close it, an elderly woman appeared beside me.

“Are you going to KL? My grand daughter and I are heading to Petaling Street to get some things and then we’d take a taxi home” She asked.

“Petaling street is very near from here. I can take you there. Get in” I told her.

“Oh thank you.  Very gracious of you.  I’ve asked many people but most of them are heading the opposite direction; Sungai Besi they said.” She explained.

“Where is Sungai Besi anyway?” she asked as she gingerly sat herself in the car after putting her 10 year old at the back seat. She could be 12.

“It’s toward Seremban” I replied.

“Thank you again.  You’re so kind.  I wanted to attend the morning mass this morning but my daughter couldn’t send me.  So me and my grand daughter made our own way to the afternoon mass. But I had a fall on the way here. My legs, they are not as good as they used to be. I would just walk to Petaling Street if it wasn’t because of my slightly injured leg” She explained.

“That’s okay. Petaling street is very near. Are you sure you can walk around in Petaling Street? Your leg doesn’t look so good. Where do you and your grand daughter stay?” I asked her.

“We stay in one of the low cost flats in Bangsar.   If you don’t mind you could graciously take us there as well.” She asked.

“Seri Pahang Flats right nanny?” said her granddaughter with delight.

“Yeah, sure.  I know Bangsar quite well. But you have to show me where exactly is the place. Didn’t you say you have things to get in Petaling Street? Do you still need to go there first?” I asked.

“No, it’s okay.  I’m not in a good condition to walk anyway. Let’s just go straight to Bangsar, thank you, you’re so gracious” she said with a big appreciative smile.

“Yeah, that’s a good idea. You need to rest your legs” I said.

“My name is Anne by the way, what’s yours?”

“Agustus, people call me Agus”

“Very nice of you Agus.  I’m so grateful for you”

“I like the Bahasa mass.  The songs are nice and the choir group makes it so lively.  The congregation is so alive and responsive. Unlike the English mass. Very dull.  The people don’t really interact.  During the Bahasa mass, they really turn around and wish you peace like they mean it. That doesn’t happen during the English mass” she explained

“Really? I didn’t know that” I responded.

“I just love going to church. My week is not complete if I don’t go to Church.  I leave everything to God and trust that he answers my prayers. He  will show me the way” Anne said.

“Agus, you’re from Sabah, Sarawak or Indonesia?” she asked.

“Sarawak”

“Oh, that’s nice. I have many relatives married to Sarawakians. Did you know there’s a banana leaf restaurant in Kuching? One of my relatives runs the place. He married a Sarawakian lady.” She explained.

“Oh really? I only know a famous Banana leaf in Bangsar” I told her.

“How about you? You have the Punjabi look. Are you?” I asked her.

“I’m Portuguese. My father is Portuguese with French blood.”

“Oh, so you’re from Melaka? Do you go back home town often?”

“I go back during Christmas. My papa’s family side are still there.” She said.

“I’ve been staying in KL for many years.  Raised my children here. I’m a single mother. But times are hard. I’ve not been working for more than a year. My two daughters, they are having a hard time as well. Both of them are going through a divorce. So I better let them deal with their problems and not add to it.  This child, my grand daughter is one of my daughters children.  Another three boys are staying with her now.”

“In Gombak...” said the little girl

“So you’re taking care of her on your own?” I asked her.

“Yes, but my daughter gives her provisions every week.  I get social welfare allowance from the government, eighty ringgit.  But that’s hardly enough.  I haven’t paid for my DBKL rent for over a year. It’s RM120 a month.  I used to stay in Pantai Dalam flats which cost me RM500 a month. I was kicked out because I didn’t pay rent for three months. The owner came and locked me out. Now it’s the DBKL. They sent me a warning letter already.  I could be kicked out anytime now. I pray God will have mercy.  I also pray for my SOCSO claims to be approved.  That would give me RM360 a month. But they say I’m not yet eligible since I’m still 54. I can no longer work because of my leg.  I fractured my leg twice.  That’s why it’s very fragile.  I fall very easily.  On average I fall twice a day, because of my weak leg.  One is also shorter than the other. Walking is not easy” She explained.

“I came to church today hoping to meet some friends. I thought of asking a friend to lend me some money but she was not there today. All I have with me now is five ringgit” she said.

“What did you do for a living?” I asked.

“Receptionist, and front lines mostly. But They wouldn’t take me anymore because of my leg.”

“That’s ridiculous! Receptionist don’t have to move that much” I objected.

“Yes, but we still have to do some clerical work and run errands.” She explained.

“I guess you’re right”

We stopped a while at a traffic light and construction area near the center for the blinds in Brickfields. 

“There are many blind people here” She said.

“Yes, the center for the blind is just there” I pointed ahead.

"Nanny, that's my school!" Said the girl pointing to the primary school at the intersection.

We passed a few churches along the way in brickfields and each time we did, she would make a cross sign on her chest.

The road came out at Little India.

“There are many rich people around here.  But they don’t really help poor people.  They say you should help the widows and the poor. We have tried going up and down these offices and all they could tell us was ‘we’ll get back to you, we’ll give you a call once we have something for you’”

“But they never did” she continued.

“Datuk Sharizat is not like that.  She helped me a lot.  She was the one who quickly helped me get the DBKL flats I’m staying in now”

“Do you know how I met her? I was working in a clinic she used to go for treatments.  I was always at the front line, making sure she gets priority and sees the doctor quick enough.  I made sure her body guards are there with her. She’s a friendly person.  One day I told her about my problem paying the costly Pantai Dalam unit and she helped me get a letter through DBKL so I could get one unit. Part of it was because I was a single mother, my age and my health.”

“But I only get RM80 a month from the welfare department.  How to survive? That’s why I’m praying very hard that I get my SOCSO claim very soon.  She promised to help. I pray every day for that. I know God will show me the way” she continued.

She reached for the rosary hanging from my rear view mirror and said "I love to see people keep Jesus in their cars.  Jesus is everything in our lives.  Always have faith in Him.  I do." 

"Yes" I smiled.

“How long has your husband left you?” I aksed.

“Very long.  He’s a beater.  He beats me up when he’s not happy about anything. Now he’s married to another woman. It was my biggest mistake.  That’s why I thank God for the decision to leave him.  Our life hasn’t been easy because I didn’t earn that much as a single mother but I’m grateful to live a peaceful life” she explained.

As we entered Seri Pahang flats area, the road became very narrow because there were many cars parked by the roadside. 

“This is where I stay. There are many poor people here. Some are rich though. They come here and take advantage of the cheap rent”

As I negotiate the narrow bends and cars from opposite direction, I could see cars from all  range of price. From Kancil to Mercedes. A number of Vios and City, Alza and Exora. The flats are meant for the poor but the cars parked there showed otherwise. I wondered how many poor people are deprived of a decent home here in KL.

“Do you see the house with red curtains on the second floor? That’s our house.  I put many pictures of Jesus on the walls. 


Indeed, I could see three posters of Jesus outside her apartment, watching over the community.

“And Santa Clause, nanny!”  Said the girl with excitement. She’s indeed home.

Before I stopped to let them down, I asked for her phone number.

“Thank you so much Agus. God bless you. You wouldn’t have some cash to spare would you?” She asked while looking at me in the eye.

I can’t say I’m caught off guard. 

I took out my wallet and said “I’ll give you ten ringgit”, taking out one of the only three red notes in my wallet

She caught a glance of my wallet and said “Oh, you have no money”

“Yes, I have no money. But you can have that ten ringgit” I told her.

“Thank you very much Agus. God bless you.  You can ask from me next time you see me at church.” She assured me.

“It’s ok. Take care of yourself, especially your leg.  And I hope your daughter comes by to visit you often.”

“She comes here every week” she said.

"Good, I'm glad to hear that" I said.

“Come my dear, say thank you to uncle” she told her granddaughter.

I waved them goodbye and drove off slowly.

I looked at the clock, almost 2pm.  I remembered I had a lunch appointment with a friend in Sungai Wang.

My mind was occupied with her story along the way.  Her motive was clear. She got my sympathy but I didn’t have a lot with me. I often don’t.  The reason I took her number was to get back to her when I was more prepared. 

Or I could tell her story to others and maybe they would find it in themselves to lend a hand. They could pay her a visit and listen to her stories. Learn if she’s a genuine case or otherwise.

Whatever the case, she believes that God will show her the way. 

Ask and it will be given to you.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Rango Deja Vu

I came across this poster while browsing friends' status on Facebook.
Nice poster. The movie should be great as well. It's from the people who brought Pirates of the Caribbean. And it's Johnny Depp for heaven's sake.

But I seriously had a funny feeling that I've seen this setup before...

Then I remembered my Sabah trip many weeks back... I posed for a picture in a somewhat similar manner...

Now I have all the reason in the world to watch this flick, and pronto. Gotta see if the deja vu stops at this poster or the movie connects more than just my pose, somewhat la... come on... amuse me a little will ya...









Rangoose..

Do you see the resemblance?  Come on...
Ok, the freakin' fish is much bigger... haha

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

English BMW

I was with a few friends over mamak for a late night supper the other day when I tried to initiate a conversation with a newcomer to the group.

His friend said he's going back to his himetown, Melaka, the next day for a one week semester break.

We were all speaking BM (Bahasa Malaysia) so I asked him "Area mana rumah awak di Melaka tu?"

His friend quickly told me "Dia lebih biasa dengan English".  I remember he told me that this new guy's BM sounds funny and it makes him uncomfortable and very shy to communicate.

"Oh, tak apa. Kami punya bahasa pun bukan bagus sangat" I told him.

"My English is ok, my BM is W", I joked.

Unfortunately, none of them quite got it and just let out a quick "haha".

One person actually asked me to repeat.

And they repeated the same "haha" after that; probably gave up trying to figure it out.

Is it that difficult to understand? Do I have to actually own a BMW to tell the joke? Should it be told while we are driving around in a BMW?

After all, my English is OK what... hehe...