Ten Top Trivia Tips about Agus!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and agus has 7.
 - Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by agus.
 - Only one person in two billion will live to be agus.
 - The average duration of sexual intercourse for agus is two minutes.
 - Agus was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
 - New Zealand was the first place to allow agus to vote!
 - The patron saint of agus is Saint Eugenie.
 - Agus is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
 - Ideally, agus should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
 - Agus can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
 
Huh!
What the...
- 7 chromosomes?!!! No wonder I've always felt different. I have 2 peas though.
 - Yeah, all the wax is for my booking at Madame Tussaud's wax museum.
 - Oh Yeah? Try living in Indonesia.
 - Two minutes? Baby, I can last longer than that. You believe me don't you?
 - Sure, I was gathering spice in India when Alex bumped into me.
 - And yet, I'm not registered in Malaysia.
 - I don't suppose Eugene is a lady, is she?
 - Strange, I always thought I was the alpha male.
 - Hey, I do sleep on my side sometimes. 55 Degrees means I'm hot!
 - You'd be dead if I crept into your system.
 
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