I think

This happened a long time ago.

Mike: What are you doing?

Me: I’m thinking

Mike: That’s my line!

Me: What do you mean it’s your line?

Mike: I'm always the one who says ‘I’m thinking. Besides, you're just sitting there, staring blank, doing nothing.

Me: That’s what I do when I think.

Mike: No.

Me: Whatever.

This never happened but I’m making it my line, just in case Mike does it again.

Mike: What are you doing?

Me: See that box?

Mike: Yeah.

Me: See where I am, outside?

Mike: Yeah

Me: I’m thinking!


(I just hope there's a box lying around.)