How to get pregnant fast

Seriously? !!!

People advertise that?  Apparently they do.  I was browsing old entries on my blog when out comes this advertisement from Google adsense.

Okay... well, I must admit, I've known many couples who have difficulties in having a child.  My aunt had to adopt one of my sisters after a long unfruitful marriage.  A few years after that, they got another child, a boy.  

Let's face it, some people tend to get pregnant easier than others. Some don't at all. And then there are some who seem to be pregnant all the time. I used to have a teacher in high school like that.  So does many men these days as well.

There are many fertility clinics addressing this impregnating issue and it can be a big business, considering the reason half of the world's population tie the knot is to raise a happy family.  But the way people promote their business can be hilarious sometimes.  I've seen one fertility clinic with a big ass banner screaming "Get Pregnant Here, Guaranteed!"

Direct selling and insurance

A friend complained about his superior to me the other day.  He said the superior is a racist and he always get disadvantages compared to the other staffs.  They both belong to the same ethnic background but differentiated by the South China Sea.  His peninsular workmates don't seem to face the problems he's slapped with on a daily basis.

"Maybe he just dislikes people from Sarawak" I told him.
"Yeah, bloody racist alright" I added.

"That's why I've decided not to work my ass off anymore.  Even my overtime is no longer paid after I was comfirmed. The worst part is I'm bonded for two years" He explained.

"Two years? Hey, they didn't even pay you anything to employ you in the first place.  And it's not like you were under their scholarship or anything..." I expressed my disbelief.

He then told me he's looking for other source of income. Maybe sell Amway or Insurance.

I told him he could try.

"I'm not made for direct selling or insurance" I said.

I just don't know how to push a product.  It's very difficult to persuade people to switch brands because loyalty runs deep.  Skepticism runs deeper.  And with direct selling, it's not just about the product.  Hell, membership and downline is where the money lies.

I won't even start about insurance. I've got several friends who keep pestering me to buy their plans. I could barely stick to a plan I've subscribed long ago. How much more could I say no to a reject?

"Hehe... that's probably the fun part about it all.." he said.

Okay, give it a go then.

Single dad interested to know me, heart and soul

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How are you today?,I hope you are having a nice time, i am single in other word a single physically i lost my wife on an accident, and i am left now with my only son who is 14 of age but on a schoolarship study in canada, and my old grandma. my parents passed away when i was completing my phd study on engineering. its quite complicated

Am originally born in Australia,( Sidney) ,obtained my degree in the University of South Carolina ,and recently live in UK as a citizen .I am an marine engineer by profession i work as a chief marine engineer in an offshore working under Peninsular and Oriental Steam, am also a manager in shell company bristol and Navigation Shipping Company, Coldharbour Lane, Bristol BS16 1QY etc...I`m 5`11" 120 with a athletic build , mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, , God Fearing, and a positive person. I am real easy person to talk to and a good listener.


i love walking, jogging playing golf and making researches about events. i love cat and dog as pet


I want to learn about you and what makes up your heart and soul, as the friendship I want to build with you I want it to be like no other you have ever shared in or experienced. This relationship I want to build with you will be filled with substance, quality, spirituality and potential.


i hope to read from you sonnest


Your-sincerely


Roland

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I'm good Roland.

You seem like a nice guy. I do try to have a nice time, all the time. Although there are several things and persons who seem to get in the way of that. I'm sorry to hear that you are single, even sorry to hear that you lost your wife 'on' an accident. I almost thought I read that you lost your wife 'on' purpose there.

It's good to know that your son is stuying in Canada on a scholarship.  I almost went to Iowa State University on government loan.  Imagine having to pay that much money, owed during the economic downturn of 2007.  Instead, I got my Engineering degree from a local university here in Malaysia.  Same difference.  I hope your old grandma does not give you much trouble.  If it's any consolation, my grandma is old too. But we're good. I'm so thankful I still have my parents as well.

I was born in Kuching, Sarawak, originally, seriously. Obtained my degree in Penang and now work in Kuala Lumpur.  Like you, I too have traveled to three places.  But unlike you, I can only manage to work under one employer, here in Peninsular Malaysia.

I'm Asian built, not really athletic and on the chubby side.  I'm also a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, God fearing and all of the positive characters people usually mention to lift their reputation and credibility.  But we both know they mean jack unless we've lived together, which is never.

I'm sure you're a good listener but I doubt you're observant enough.  If you know me from facebook, you might have known that I am a guy.  Dude, your son needs a mother, not another dad.

I am okay with walking.  In fact, it's a rather long daily walk from the multi-level car park to my office. It's been a while since I jogged and I don't do golf. I manage events sometimes too. Maybe you can do researches on my events. Not sure how much that's worth though.  I love cats and dogs but not as pets.  They're adorable and all but I can hardly pick up after myself.

If you are interested to learn about me, do continue to check me out on facebook.  I'm sure that's much easier  since it's where you started. Indeed this relationship is already looking like no other; it's weird dude...!

You tell me you want to build a relationship with substance; well it seems like you're on a lot of substance right now. And about potential, yeah, I'm potent alright.

I hope I don't read anymore from you because you sound mentally unstable and full of shit.

Goodbye.