....got eggs?

I was watching Hitch on DVD at home the other night and I must say, it scores! It has all the ingredients that make you laugh and smile, melt the heart and send jolts of rejoicing feelings everytime truth and love prevails. Hey, what can I say, I'm sold.

Approaching the end of the show, my roomate joined in and sat near me. He noted that he feels rather hungry and he sure could use a bite or two. We continued watching the show. It got emotional and so did I. Just when you think you have all the time to let the feeling sink in, my roomie suddenly broke the silence and asked, "Eh, ko ada telur tak". In English it translates to "Hey, you got eggs?"

I looked at him, paused and said, "ada (I have)", both hands pointing my crotch.

"Dude, what kind of question is that?!" I said immediately and we both burst into laughter.

You don't ask a dude if he's got eggs? That's like asking if he's got balls, and in this case, in the middle of an emotional moment of a movie! I do have a pair, thanks for asking.

All eggs aside, it was a really funny situation, just one of those moments. Had to be there.

I Hate Flying

I hate getting on a flight at night
My head gives me ideas - they're not right
I dread looking out the window - pitch black
My heart pounds ever so fast - it's under attack

I hate it when the cabin starts to shake
I grab the armrest, seatbelt check, everything check
Alert and still, I sit there very tight
I tell myself everything is going to be alright

I hate it when they turn on the seatbelt sign
I see clouds outside and the weather is not fine
Please make it stop, please give us sunshine
Please let this day be mine

Stories of turbulence and vacuums I have long heard
Only recently that I have my own to be told
Thoughts of a crash is never absurd
A plane, big or small, is not a bird

I hate it when the plane don't always glide
When I fly, I expect a smooth ride
Smooth as silk, as said in travel guides
But when you fly, it actually bites

Hello World...!

Here it is. Everyone blogs these days. It's time I jump in. No specific materials or issues in mind. Just random stuff from my life I feel like sharing. Life, is that not what it's all about?