Outits me...

Here's a sign that leaves you wanting more; caught with pants down in Miri's Tudan area, at a bustling commercial center called eMart.
Take a closer look...

"Everything We Mark and Sell is Guaranteed American Basic Outitters"

Hmmm, what's outitters, precious? Is that a verb? Like... outdo one's tits?

Whatever it is, it's ORICINA RIVETED. Ori' China, yeah, we get it. I guess they're trying to avoid being sued by levi's.

Last but not least, it's natural autherlic, whatever that means.

Yup, some people can't even copy it right. That's 2 U jeans.