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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

How to get pregnant fast

Seriously? !!!

People advertise that?  Apparently they do.  I was browsing old entries on my blog when out comes this advertisement from Google adsense.


Okay... well, I must admit, I've known many couples who have difficulties in having a child.  My aunt had to adopt one of my sisters after a long unfruitful marriage.  A few years after that, they got another child, a boy.  

Let's face it, some people tend to get pregnant easier than others. Some don't at all. And then there are some who seem to be pregnant all the time. I used to have a teacher in high school like that.  So does many men these days as well.

There are many fertility clinics addressing this impregnating issue and it can be a big business, considering the reason half of the world's population tie the knot is to raise a happy family.  But the way people promote their business can be hilarious sometimes.  I've seen one fertility clinic with a big ass banner screaming "Get Pregnant Here, Guaranteed!"

Direct selling and insurance

A friend complained about his superior to me the other day.  He said the superior is a racist and he always get disadvantages compared to the other staffs.  They both belong to the same ethnic background but differentiated by the South China Sea.  His peninsular workmates don't seem to face the problems he's slapped with on a daily basis.

"Maybe he just dislikes people from Sarawak" I told him.
"Yeah, bloody racist alright" I added.

"That's why I've decided not to work my ass off anymore.  Even my overtime is no longer paid after I was comfirmed. The worst part is I'm bonded for two years" He explained.

"Two years? Hey, they didn't even pay you anything to employ you in the first place.  And it's not like you were under their scholarship or anything..." I expressed my disbelief.

He then told me he's looking for other source of income. Maybe sell Amway or Insurance.

I told him he could try.

"I'm not made for direct selling or insurance" I said.

I just don't know how to push a product.  It's very difficult to persuade people to switch brands because loyalty runs deep.  Skepticism runs deeper.  And with direct selling, it's not just about the product.  Hell, membership and downline is where the money lies.

I won't even start about insurance. I've got several friends who keep pestering me to buy their plans. I could barely stick to a plan I've subscribed long ago. How much more could I say no to a reject?

"Hehe... that's probably the fun part about it all.." he said.

Okay, give it a go then.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Single dad interested to know me, heart and soul


Begin quote...

How are you today?,I hope you are having a nice time, i am single in other word a single physically i lost my wife on an accident, and i am left now with my only son who is 14 of age but on a schoolarship study in canada, and my old grandma. my parents passed away when i was completing my phd study on engineering. its quite complicated


Am originally born in Australia,( Sidney) ,obtained my degree in the University of South Carolina ,and recently live in UK as a citizen .I am an marine engineer by profession i work as a chief marine engineer in an offshore working under Peninsular and Oriental Steam, am also a manager in shell company bristol and Navigation Shipping Company, Coldharbour Lane, Bristol BS16 1QY etc...I`m 5`11" 120 with a athletic build , mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, , God Fearing, and a positive person. I am real easy person to talk to and a good listener.


i love walking, jogging playing golf and making researches about events. i love cat and dog as pet


I want to learn about you and what makes up your heart and soul, as the friendship I want to build with you I want it to be like no other you have ever shared in or experienced. This relationship I want to build with you will be filled with substance, quality, spirituality and potential.


i hope to read from you sonnest


Your-sincerely


Roland

End Quote


I'm good Roland.

You seem like a nice guy. I do try to have a nice time, all the time. Although there are several things and persons who seem to get in the way of that. I'm sorry to hear that you are single, even sorry to hear that you lost your wife 'on' an accident. I almost thought I read that you lost your wife 'on' purpose there.

It's good to know that your son is stuying in Canada on a scholarship.  I almost went to Iowa State University on government loan.  Imagine having to pay that much money, owed during the economic downturn of 2007.  Instead, I got my Engineering degree from a local university here in Malaysia.  Same difference.  I hope your old grandma does not give you much trouble.  If it's any consolation, my grandma is old too. But we're good. I'm so thankful I still have my parents as well.

I was born in Kuching, Sarawak, originally, seriously. Obtained my degree in Penang and now work in Kuala Lumpur.  Like you, I too have traveled to three places.  But unlike you, I can only manage to work under one employer, here in Peninsular Malaysia.

I'm Asian built, not really athletic and on the chubby side.  I'm also a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, God fearing and all of the positive characters people usually mention to lift their reputation and credibility.  But we both know they mean jack unless we've lived together, which is never.

I'm sure you're a good listener but I doubt you're observant enough.  If you know me from facebook, you might have known that I am a guy.  Dude, your son needs a mother, not another dad.

I am okay with walking.  In fact, it's a rather long daily walk from the multi-level car park to my office. It's been a while since I jogged and I don't do golf. I manage events sometimes too. Maybe you can do researches on my events. Not sure how much that's worth though.  I love cats and dogs but not as pets.  They're adorable and all but I can hardly pick up after myself.

If you are interested to learn about me, do continue to check me out on facebook.  I'm sure that's much easier  since it's where you started. Indeed this relationship is already looking like no other; it's weird dude...!

You tell me you want to build a relationship with substance; well it seems like you're on a lot of substance right now. And about potential, yeah, I'm potent alright.

I hope I don't read anymore from you because you sound mentally unstable and full of shit.

Goodbye.

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Car Loan Calculator

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A friend asked me to help check out current car prices and loan terms. Most car official websites offer price specifications without financing details.  Thankfully, there are many sites offering free car loan calculator.  There are also widgets to be installed to blogs and personal web sites.  I manage to grab this one.

There are some minor glitches though. The calculated result doesn't immediately show. You'd have to click in one of the text box and press 'tab' to scroll down the boxes till you see the calculated result box. Also, the default interest rate is 7.7 while the best rate in Malaysia is around 2.65%. The maximum loan duration is only up to 6 years (72 months).





For more accurate calculators, use autoworld or mybestcardealer calculators.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

Jalan Lazat, Lorong Nikmat, Taman Gembira


Jalan lazat, lorong nikmat di taman gembira.  Sounds like a chapter in kamasutra.  The road to pleasure and ecstasy, in the garden of happiness.

Actually, there are several good restaurants located at Jalan Lazat.  I've been to a very nice seafood restaurant there last year.  Perhaps it's time I make my way to Lorong Nikmat and see what pleasure awaits me.  

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Did you wash your eggs today?




Did you know that chickens lay eggs through the same shit hole?  I've always wondered why some eggs look dirty.  Yesterday I posted the question and had fun with the answer.  While google is the fastest way to learn, facebook adds to that personal community touch.


Here's my curious question on facebook.

Dari manakah keluarnya telur ayam? Dari lubang dubur atau ada lubang lain? Just curious.
(Where do chicken eggs exit? From the anus or there are other holes?)

Good thing there's a chicken expert happy to lend a hand.  No, I'm not talking about Colonel Sanders.




    • Rudy Ouh Rudy keluar dari jabak! haha
      11 hours ago · 

    • Lewis Lim Are u serious? The vagina of course.. They have asshole and vagina too... The egg is rather soft when come out. But immediately harder when left the body...
      10 hours ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen lewis... yeah, i'm serious. I'm not sure about vagina but chickens only have one exit. eggs come out the same way as shit. oh ya, they receive sperm via the same passage. sounds like sodomy if u ask me. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it needs to attend it's sodomy case.
      10 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • Dency Flenny Gawin 
      Hahahahaha....Agustus Sapen....only one hole...a cloaca...u r rite...the same hole for shit, sperms and eggs... it's not sodomy but refers as "cloaca kiss". Many male birds dont have penis but waterfowls they do have this phallus (almost like penis)....talking aboy "cloaca kiss", just think a male vagina presses a female vagina... u might laugh but it's true...don't u assume the male birds are "the half male-female"....LOL
      8 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • Agustus Sapen Now there's a chick on her way to a well deserved PhD. This one doesn't lay eggs... muahaha...
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Yeah an expensive CHICK ah....
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen We eat the eggs coming out from a hen's anus. That doesn't mean we eat shit.
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin not hen's anus....cloaca (anus + vagina + undeveloped penis =cloaca)
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen whoa... slow down doc. I'm a slow learner.. i'm picking up one body part at a time. Anus first. Rhymes with Agus doesn't it.
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Hahaha...aiyah!!
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen gosh, avian class must be fun and crazy at the same time. so how do you pronounce 'cloaca'?
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin klo a ka..... it's in LATIN...
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen ok. i bet it must be frustrating for male birds to have no penis. that's like the mother of all irony. you know, being a bird and all. but then again, they are in fact naturally male birds, they don't need an extension like male humans do. hmmm... how bizarre.
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Male human...need to caress first then it can work well...hahaha
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen ever caressed a male bird doc? i bet it'd fly off before you can even come close. i guess it's hard, i.e. difficult.
      about an hour ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Female bird just stand watching...it's the male who has to work hard to impress the female bird. Then if she says YES Let's make it...then she will let the "cloaca kiss" to happen... : )...no need to caress, just shoot the liquidized sperms into the female vagina....
      about an hour ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen nice. sex education avian style. thanks!
      59 minutes ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Hahahahaha....wish I'm a female bird just wait for the guys to come & dance in front of me....
      58 minutes ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen It's okay for ladies to wish being female birds. Everything is pretty much still intact. For guys, they'd have to lose their penis. Ouch!
      55 minutes ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Hahahaha...hei u!!! When guys ask me, whether I'm watching birds or not...I said yes and add I watch birds above & down...with smile & a naughty look, direct my eyes to them...they just laugh!
      52 minutes ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen Now I know ladies enjoy bird watching as much as guys. And for you, it's a double pleasure. Some people are that lucky huh.
      50 minutes ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin I said that joke to a guy & he smiled all the timeeeeeeee....we are friend now!!! What a good trick from a Lady Bird
      48 minutes ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen Haha... you sure made him happy. Lady Bird or Lady Gaga, guys get amused all the same.
      45 minutes ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Hahaha...Lady Gaga pretends to be a man! She wore the fake penis during her show...
      41 minutes ago · 

    • Agustus Sapen did she now... gotta google that one right now!
      41 minutes ago · 

    • Dency Flenny Gawin Last show...cant remember where & when
      40 minutes ago ·