Outits me...

Here's a sign that leaves you wanting more; caught with pants down in Miri's Tudan area, at a bustling commercial center called eMart.
Take a closer look...

"Everything We Mark and Sell is Guaranteed American Basic Outitters"

Hmmm, what's outitters, precious? Is that a verb? Like... outdo one's tits?

Whatever it is, it's ORICINA RIVETED. Ori' China, yeah, we get it. I guess they're trying to avoid being sued by levi's.

Last but not least, it's natural autherlic, whatever that means.

Yup, some people can't even copy it right. That's 2 U jeans.

Feeling testy?

Ever seen this sign at your local Ikea store? What does it make you want to do? Lots of stuff. Like test the bulbs, even if you're not planning to buy them. Like stick your finger into one of them sockets and see how the human body, your body, conducts electricity when you switch it on. Good thing they're positioned at adult level. I hate to imagine the scene that sparks the first law suit.

This sign screams for attention, I think it should be a T-shirt print. A design that makes you wanna do things...

Anyone can wear them, printed on either front or back, whichever makes them happy. Heck, you can even have it both ways.
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Only at Ikea, your world of ideas.

Death floats

This is the typical scene at the rainforest section of One Utama. Very serene.

The colorful koi brings everything to life! This afternoon was no different.



But did you know that death surrounds this place sometimes?



They must have had too much to drink while counting down the new year.



Full of color, even in death. Dead, pretty much.



Cue Mariah Carrey's Without You; altogether now... "You always smiled, but in your eyes your sorrow shows... yes it shows... "



Now a pile of fertilizers. I wonder how many dead fish do the maintenance guys scoop out of the pond each morning this place opens.

Now that's a big fish! Hands down!

Fish go to heaven.